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Funny Facebook status

Facebook is one of the most used websites in the world, and your funny facebook status is the key to letting people know what you are doing at any time of the day or night.

When people log in to Facebook, they now have access to a ‘Home feed’ page, which gives updates about what all of their friends are doing, watching, listening to and enjoy. This list of information can be filtered and personalised, but the key point is that if you leave a funny facebook status update, people will see it.

There are several types of Funny Facebook status that you might choose to put into your message bar. Let’s have a look at the different breeds of status here:

Funny Facebook status

The cool Facebook status
Often people will try to make their status update cool by adding special characters or information – small symbols which will often grab the attention of the reader and make them think that what they are seeing is special and make them ask ‘how can I have that in my update message too?’.

Example: Danny is cle’a[ni.ng hi's ke]yb36oa;rd

The funny Facebook status
Jokes are an extremely popular thing to put into Facebook status messages. In this site we will be giving you many Facebook ideas and information about which jokes work best and which jokes are the most popular.

Example: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The philosophical Facebook status
Perhaps you want to quote a famous thinker, a movie star or a politician? This site will give you the most amazing quotes from brains around the world. Whether you’re reflecting on the past or thinking about the future, philosophical and clever Facebook statuses will be a great addition to your page!

Example: A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. ~Lee Segall

The witty Facebook status
A short line which looks normal enough, but actually includes some sort of pun or double meaning! These are some of the most popular Facebook statuses because they are short, to the point, make people smile and don’t waste time!

Example: “If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”

The romantic Facebook status
People often use Facebook to communicate and chat with people that they love – and are often far away from. This includes family members, friends and of course – girlfriends and boyfriends. This means that sometimes a romantic Facebook status update is the best way to let the one that you love and care for know that you want them.

Example: One word frees us / Of all the weight and pain in life / That word is Love ~ Socrates

So, there are the major categories of Facebook status, and an introduction to what Facebook statuses exactly are…or what they should be. In the coming weeks you will find many different status updates for Facebook, and lots of ideas for you to create your own ones and share them with us!