So I needed a plan, and now I’m going to share this with you – how you can find hundreds of funny Facebook status ideas and make sure that you never have to write stupid drivel in your update message any more! Sounds good, right? Here are four different ways to spice up your statuses!

Facebook status idea number 1 – Think about your faults

Example: Steve is colour blind and thinks trying to solve a Rubik’s cube is pretty difficult…

In this case, Steve is colour blind (he sees everything not just in black and white but in varying shades of grey). A Rubik’s cube is, of course, very colourful (it usually has a red side, white side, blue side, green side, yellow side and orange side – but they can vary depending on which design you choose). The point is, if you do have some little problem or issue, you shouldn’t be embarrassed or try to hide it – you should laugh about it! It will make other people laugh too!

Facebook status idea number 2 – Think about quotes relevant to your life

Example: One man’s quiet is another man’s din.

I used to live in a small apartment in central London. We had neighbours on both sides, and also above and below. This caused a number of problems, including frequent complaints about the volume of my music (I did like to play some hip-hop from time to time, quite loud). The point was, that I loved that music – but the people who lived nearby did not. The quote in the Facebook status above is extremely relevant to this situation, and that means that it will make people who read it interested and probably ask you ‘what is that all about’?! That will lead to people ‘liking’ your status and will lead to comments and conversation – which is exactly what a funny Facebook status is all about! Funny Facebook status quotes are cool!

Facebook status idea number 3 – Try some keyboard tricks

Example: Steve ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

You might be a little confused when you read about this funny Facebook status idea – try looking at the text upside down! Is that cool? I think so! There are ways to write all text upside down, whatever you want (I will write a post later which includes information about exactly how to write text upside down in Facebook) – and you can come up with a huge amount of funny status comments! This one, the correct way up, says ‘Steve can finally do a handstand and use facebook at the same time!’ – but I’m sure you’ll be able to come up with a huge number of your own stauses!

Facebook status idea number 4 – More keyboard tricks and hoaxes

Example: Steve is uploading a virus ████████████ 83%

There are loads of keyboard tricks that you can use in your Facebook status – funny, cool, crazy and strange. Check this one out – it’s a hoax which can trick your friends into thinking that you’re uploading a virus into their account and they can’t do anything about it! Obviously, you’re not really uploading anything – but it looks that way! That’s one of the coolest keyboard tricks I know of, but I’m sure you can come up with more (you can change the text to say anything you want – maybe just ‘loading’ or ‘downloading sexy movies’!). Anyway, experiment, try your own, but overall just have fun with them!

Well, that’s it. The bottom line regarding your messages to your friends on Facebook is to be creative, to think about what you’re writing and to make an effort to not just write frequently, but to also try to make your friends think about what you’re writing! It’s meant to be a fun form of communication, so try to make it exactly that!

Remember the four big funny Facebook status ideas – faults, quotes and keyboard tricks. Go for it!